I've been a bit lazy about this page lately...I just haven't had a really good idea that I HAD to write about or make a new page for. Why put some boring crap up? I can just wait, bore you, and never put up a bad idea. I just feel bad because I can think of about three people who check my page all the time, and I know how annoying it is waiting for something new to appear. Or for my people pages to get finished.

I have a nice, new, 32-bit flatbed color scanner with a four inch layer of dust over it. I have a Pentium 133 with 16 beautiful megs of RAM, a 28.8 modem, BRAND NEW Logitech Trackman marble (That's the heavenly trackball with no dumb wheels on the inside, and dust proof!), and a completely exhausted brain. Maybe I should just HTML-ify all my old writing projects from four years of honors english (Brag, brag brag, all I ever do is BRAG!), or maybe I should get that Java for Dummies book and learn something dumb and useless that looks cool. Maybe I should just finish that damned people page!

I have an awesome picture of my Pep Band director picking his nose...I should put it up on my picture page, but I'm lazy...that would require EFFORT. I'd have to click on my graphics editing program, open the scanner, click two places to scan, and save the file. Then I'd have to add six lines of code to my picture page. Hard work...I'm so freaking LAZY!!!! I have a slew of cool sites to add to my links page, and I've GOT to get rid of that toast page...It makes me crazy...but if I did I'd have to change the image map on all my pages...GRRRRR!!!! I can't win. Even deleting is hard now!!!

I've been listening to the SAME cd...Savage Garden...for almost a week. Do you know why? I'm too lazy to change it. It's too much work. I'm SO lazy, this is all I'm going to write!!!

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