I WANT EVERYONE TO NOTICE THAT I LEARNED TO USE TABLES!!!!!

Okay, ask me about my chem final...go on. Ask me. Ask me already, dumbass! What's taking so long! I wonder if you're seeing this?
Guess what I got? Guess... 78. Doesn't that TOTALLY sound bad? Guess what! It isn't! Guess why! This is cool, like, read between the lines, man!
Ask me out of what... Go on.... 78. I was the top of the curve.

What? Me? Brag? Never.... Do I need to tell you how happy I am? I expected a +B in the class and I not only walk off with the top grade on the final, I get an -A too!! Brag, brag, brag...
...My "inner child" is on the outside, but I have an inner adult....she's a real nag. She made me really scared about this test. Really scared. Scared enough to spontaneously wake up ten minutes before my alarm went off. I got to school a half-hour early and stared at one page of an old test for twenty minutes, and talked about Seinfeld the other ten. It was odd.

I also made fun of Macs...just because. ;)

When's the last time you went to White Castle? If never, shame on you...go now, they're open 24 hours. Get the Chicken Rings.

Chicken Rings?

Looks like an onion ring, tastes like a bird. What's so bad about that?
I had a philosophical discussion about chicken rings with my buddy Morgan after the test (He was helping me chill out because I was convinced I did horribly). We decided it was kind of like Dunkin' Donuts....time to make the Chicken Rings! We're now looking for the new Chicken Donut at Dunkin' Donuts....glazed, powered, chocolate dipped, and jelly. MMmmmmmm....donuts...

After that it's just a matter of time before the world's favorite police food becomes a genuine source protein, instead of just having roach parts. ;)

Aw...not hungry? What a shame...don't worry, I'll eat that chicken sandwich for ya!