July 15, 1997 -- I noticed something the other day and, in my usual manner, forgot about it completely until about three seconds ago. But the real reason you'll hear about my brilliant thought is that I was sitting here when I remembered.

That sometimes means I'm in a writing mood.

I actually thought a few things, so I'll be lazy and list them:

• Math majors talk about fourth-dimensional stuff a lot. -- This was actually what I thought while I was talking to Brian. He mentioned the fourth-dimension to give an example of something, and while it did work, I'm not a math major so I didn't care all that much. Tonight I was reminded when I read the journal of ANOTHER math major, and HE mentioned some fourth-dimensional thing. Conclusion? Math majors are weird.

• Wouldn't it be cool it there was guy with a cart like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail walking through the mall? Bring out your dead! I actually said this to my manager when there was a phenomenal ONE customer in the store. The customer had a massive coronary from laughter and my manager said I was bizarre, then shot a rubber band at me. I love my job.

• Are there people out there who really own rubber vibrating vaginas for use in masturbating? Does it really feel like sex to have a rubber vagina vibrating in your hand while you boink with it? Are people really that bored?

• Nintendo 64 is the most addictive toy I've ever played with. I dreamt I was collecting little coins by jumping on peoples' heads and smashing blocks. I've had that Tetris syndrome before -- when you play so long you start wondering how you could best stack all your belongings and family members quickly, but this tops it. I keep hearing the danged "Itsa me! Mario!" thing all the time. It scares me.
  And then I found my parents playing Mario Kart.

• Easy over or over easy?