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March 23, 1998 -- Last night I got a lot done. I watched The Tick. It was the one where ChairFace Chippendale uses a ray gun to switch everyone's bodies around. The Tick ended up in a Zebra's body, and Arthur ended up as the Human Tongue. You can see where this is going.
Imagine an accountant. Dress him in a moth suit. Then zap him with a ray gun and switch his body with that of "The Human Tongue". Observe. "I can taste the floor, I can taste the floor, I can taste everything!!! AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Again, picture this person, now riding a Zebra which was formerly a seven-foot-tall, nigh-indestructible blue person.
Tick: How's it going up there, buddy!!I consider myself blessed that no such thing has ever happened to me. Forgive me that this is such a short entry, I have much work to do.
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