I killed five spiders today. Actually, I got three...Brian got the other two for me. I found a helpful tool in the fight against the spiders.

The vacuum.

First, I don't have to reach the critters, which is good because I usually see them on the ceiling or right near the top of a wall. Where I can't reach them. Secondly, I don't have to crush them in a tissue or other similar paper item. There are two pluses to this, save tissues for noses, and I don't have to feel that horrible little crunch when you squish them. I really hate that crunch. It's icky. But the vacuum saves me from all these. I plug it in, hold the end of the tube over the spider and bang! No more bug!!! I love that. I can continue to live in this apartment.

I was actually beginning to feel like I was stuck in some kind of sick creepy movie, or a video game. You run around and kill all these little bugs, then you open some door and the creepy music kicks in. Then you see the BIG spider boss of that level and either get eaten or move on...

Whoa...too much Zelda, right?

I found a webpage dedicated to Kes from Voyager. God I hated her. "Oh...I think I'm psychic...oh dear..." Yah, sure. Please PLEASE take this woman on an away mission and kill her! Please!! But this website...argh. I nearly died laughing. The person put detailed information about all of Kes's OUTFITS up. Gawd. I mean HONESTLY. She looked like a pineapple!!!

Ooo...original Star Trek is on. Will the joy never end? There's nothing on TV...I'll just watch more anime!! Yohko 5!!! Yah!!!

Here's the gist of Yohko. She's a 16 year old virgin. Her mother is a tramp. Her grandmother wakes her up ever morning with an attack. Normal life right? Yeah, until demons start to attack her. Then a childhood buddy comes on to her...strong. After a ten minute almost-sex scene, granny comes crashing through the ceiling and slaps a spirit ward on the friend's head. Oopsie! He was possessed by a demon!

So granny explains that Yohko is the 108th generation Devil Hunter in their family. She's gotta go around slaying demons, just like granny does. "But why me, not mom?"

Remember that her mother was a tramp? Here's the important part. Yohko's gotta stay a virgin until she's a full-fledged Devil Hunter. Otherwise she doesn't get to be a Devil Hunter at all....like her mother. Oh...and in each volume of the series, Yohko almost gets some but demons end up either possessing or killing her men, or somebody was screwing with her mind. Sucks, right? But she does get to say cool lines like "You have played with a virgin's innocence and soiled a sweet dreem as well. Now all that's left is a pretty face and a really bad attitude."...oh, and the spontaneous disrobing.

Spontaneous Disrobing? It's when their clothes explode and there's a a little nudity before they have new cool clothes.

Sometimes I wish I was an anime character. They always have huge chests, they're tall, they have GREAT hair...and superpowers. I wouldn't want to be any particular anime character...particularly not one from Ranma 1/2 or Yohko. Yohko has to fight demons, and all the chicks in Ranma 1/2 a) turn into animals b) are psychos or c) are engaged to Ranma. Some are all of the above!! I most certainly would NOT want to be Shampoo. She's 'engaged' (by way of some ancient Chinese Amazon Tradition) to Ranma, AND she turns into a cat.

I'm allergic to cats. Wouldn't it be awful to be allergic to yourself?

I should be either sleeping or working on The Impossible Math Work That Is Due Tomorrow. Note the 'should'. I choose to ignore my work and focus on you. And me...of course. In doing this I am also ignoring the three Java projects due next week, and the two assemply programs due Thursday. ;)

You may have noticed the lack of nausea in this entry. That's because I'm not nauseous anymore. I feel much better. I think it's because I've been eating better and taking vitamins. I drank the whole bottle of V8 Splash...damn that stuff is good.