I want to spend the next week drinking and being surly. I wanna insult some people. I wanna get me a gun and run amuck...

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Now I KNOW I'm sick. I used the word 'amuck'. I wouldn't mind drinking and being surly though.

Before you come seeking the daily dose of me you now have to have because of the narcotics I've secretly been embedding in these pages...unless you're still using IE, in which case that tag still hasn't been accepted and accurately integrated...before you get that fix, check out the Unassociated Webring. They won't have any of us, but damn, are they funny. My personal favorite is at the bottom of their submission guidelines page... "Lastly, you will be REQUIRED to submit a personally commissioned oil painting for our galleria. (If we receive a Glamour Shot, we will have you killed -- you backwoods, mall-surfing, sister-screwing, Mac 'n Cheese eating hick)".

That last part makes me think it's Matt, even though deep down inside I know it isn't. By the way...Matt's in love. Go listen to him rave about this chick and out find what most women would kill to have a guy say about them. ;) I'm actually listening to it AGAIN because it was so sweet. Go Matt!

Dennis Rodman? In a movie? When the hell did this happen? I need to find something else to watch and it's too damn late to start up Dark City. I rented that and Desperado (with Antonio Banderas). That was such a cool movie. I loved the part in the bar when he was wasting everyone, and the guy shot over the bar...then Antonio Banderas yells "You MISSED me!!!!" and kills the guy.

I totally want that as a wave file on my computer. When Windows starts up, maybe. Right now I have a bad wave of Shampoo saying "This is stupid!" out of the second Ranma 1/2 movie...the dubbed version.

I know these things. Fear me.

I'm done with finals. I have no more finals. No more classes. No more probability and stats....unless I failed the final. But I think I passed. I really do. It was all questions from other tests, and I had ALL the questions from the other tests on my cheat sheets...we were allowed to bring 4 sheets of paper with notes. ;)

I can write so small.