Too drunk to spell check really. I've never been drunk before. I went out with my friend Lisa....had one beer and one 'Captain" as they called it....rum and coke I think.

Damn I'm drunk. This is really hard because I keep hitting the wrong keys.

Things I found out tonight include...I'm not the only one out there who is kinky, and I can't hold my liquor. At one beer and a drink I can hardly spell liquor. This may be bad. I should sleep. Not be drunk later and sleep now.

It's an hour later than it was when I wrote that last sentence and I have been talking with Kristen about all kinds of stuff. I was too drunk to type and she found me amusing. I gave her the extra CD I made. I'm hanging out with a friend from school to watch Highlander tomorrrow and she assumed, because the friend is a guy, that it's a date...which it IS NOT! Can't you watch a video with a guy and not have it be a date? Jeeze....

Brian broke up with me on Sunday. I'm still not happy about it, but I'm feeling less depressed. It's for the best. We were both too cranky to make it work anymore, but he's still my best friend. ;)

Single is good. No dates, no boyfriends...just figuring out what makes me happy. I don't need the added complication of figuring out what makes someone else happy too.... Drunk logic got you this entry. I like mildly drunk but being as drunk as I was an hour ago was BAD....at two drinks I'll have to consider the implications of that. Too drunk for public TV.

I'm sure half that was drunk logic and made no sense, but I'm not sober enough to proofread it. Mom, this is my second time being drunk, and I wasn't this drunk before. The person who drove me home was Lisa...and she wasn't drinking. I was safe, but tipsy.

I'm smart even though I'm drunk.

I'm going to bed....I need to drink lots of water and prepare for my first hangover. Everyone told me to drink lots of water and the zipper on my pants broke and I was too drunk to fix it and Lisa's friend who is moving checked it for me to make sure it was really broken and I wasn't just too drunk to zip it but I was right, it was broken. Damn, she was cute.... She had that short brown hair and wasn't too skinny. They were proud that they got me drunk.

A girl I hardly know stuck her hand in my pants. I find that amusing. A guy probably would have lost the hand and his choice of nut, but the girl didn't bother me. ;) She was just checking my pants anyway....

Doesn't everyone wish they were me? Probably not because I'm a nerd who likes Highlander and video games, and real people are scary...but I'm cute and fun to be around when given the chance. I'm less bitchy with a beer in me. I can't follow what two people are saying at a time, but I can't get over how funny it was to watch them argue when tipsy. Were they tipsy too, I wonder?

Weee....

The walls spin a little and I don't think I'd like this every weekend but this is okay right now. The mellow feeling, not the major spinning. I really can't hold my liquor...I should never drink around people I don't know to be okay. I never will because that would be dumb.

I'm glad I went out. I had fun. This weekend will be good.