I think cartoons can be sexy.

I think people should act as weird as they are inclined to act.

I think my car is male, screw this 'she' crap.

I think USB connections are mighty cool.

I think my computer knows when I shouldn't be pissed off...but I also think she doesn't give a shit.

I think web pages are fun and I should be proud of what I've already done and strive to do more.

I think my readers are getting tired of me not updating.

I think peeing standing up is masculine. If a man doesn't pee standing up at least most of the time he's somehow less masculine. And foolish too...I would if I could. Who wants to touch anything in a public restroom?

I think I can see you, you ugly bastard!!

I think I'm going a little insane, but that's okay.

I think all lip balm should be flavored.

I think I want to have a big family someday.

I think I'd rather not listen to any more U2 for a long time.

I think I'm tired of eating Hot Pockets.

I think speel chicking is important.

I think my leg is going numb sitting like this.

I think this zip drive is the coolest thing I could have put in my computer besides the CD burner.

I think SCSI rocks.

I think there should be a national sushi day.

I think I'm a big geek, and damn I'm proud.

I think I liked being drunk, but I didn't like being hung over.

I think I like my club shoes with the big heels.

I think there's got to be something better to do with my time tonight.

I think the nurse at Health Services was very nice to me.

I think these are the biggest pills I've ever seen.

I think I'm almost all better.

I think this is all terribly important in that trivial way. Stuff that matters to me, possibly only to me, but it's stuff I think about. Stuff I care about.