I was so bad at bowling, I really was. I gave up before I hurt my wrist though. I tossed Knoler's 16 pound ball that I could barely lift down the lane before the thingy was up yet. I ran up and swung it from my hip with both hands and it rolled SO slow I had to laugh. The thingy was up before it got there.

"Kathy! That's not even bowling!" someone from the peanut gallery yelled.

I know, but damn was I having fun sliding back down the lane in those shoes. I bowled a 44. But I did it lefty. I dare you to do that well with the wrong hand and screwing around for five frames. Darryl even bowled one for me. I had a hell of a lot of fun, and isn't that the important thing?

I laughed myself red tonight. I sang "Sit on my face", and joked with Timm about how badly he hid the body last time after the human sacrifice. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a virgin around here?

Jos and I had a girls night out last night. We saw Forces of Nature, which I loved. She spent the whole movie talking about how hot Ben Affleck was, and I spent the whole movie talking about how hot Sandra Bullock was. We're a silly pair. After the movie we got cheesecake and root beer floats. Yummy. Sinfully delicious. I need to do that more often. Laugh and be silly, and eat food that will make me plump and pretty. See movies with friends and think about how much fun life is now instead of how much fun it will be when I get out of school.

I feel The Pill is being equally as evil this time around as it was the first time. Hopefully it won't be this bad the whole first month again. I was fine yesterday but today my belly is aching. Urgh...I HATE being nauseous because it's not even really pain, it's just a horrible horrible thing.

I got awesome boots for $12. They were VERY on sale. They're black and they come up to my knees. Hooker boots, but still very cool. I went through my closet and found a dress or two I can wear with them and so streetwalking...

This little dictionary has 'gerbil' but not 'hamster'.