For those of you patiently awaiting sober confirmation from the last entry, be happy...I am dating the boy next door. ;)

The rest of you can go screw yourselves!

This has been a busy week...or and extended busy weekend, actually. On Thursday, Dan invited me into the city for bowling and drinking with his friends from work. I felt young and underdressed, but it was fun. After bowling we ran around the city going from bar to bar. There was one with an animal head over the bar absolutely covered in bras. Very funny. I had a fantastic time, but I had to drink my last beer pretty fast. Then I had to stare at things for almost an hour before I could dance again, but I mostly stared at Dan...

Awwwwwww...

On Friday, I invited Dan to join my friends and I in the city to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He met us at Adria's mother's friend's apartment (wheew...that was hard to get through!) and from there we all hoofed it up to the theater to get tickets. We ate pizza and hung around until midnight. The show was hysterical...before it started they played YMCA and we all danced around and had fun. Then they had an orgasm faking contest. All the contestants sucked, and the host asked "Who can do better?" For some reason all my friends looked at me. I protested and was left alone, but it was scary. And why they heck would they think I could fake an orgasm well? I was only a phone sex operator for a few days and I was never good at it!

KIDDING! I was great... ;)

Saturday was somewhat peaceful. We rolled out of the comfy couches in the city around 11 and went home. I did some recovering and preparing for Meat Fest.

What's Meat Fest, you ask? Well, it's this huge, HUGE 4th of July barbeque that my friend Joslyn's family has. You can imagine why it's called Meat Fest.

Meat. We had two whole cows wandering, a little pig, some chickens, some guy that wandered too close to the fence...and quiche.

Okay, nothing was wandering around. But we had lots of food. I'm not joking about the quiche either. It was delicious and I didn't feel like less of a man for eat it. Wait a second....scratch that. Ah...you get it. I'm a chick.

But wait, there's more....not only is there meat at Meat Fest, there was also beer. Lots of beer.

Ah...beer. I don't need to explain that one. I drank beer, I joked around with my parents a but, there was some spinning in my head, and my friends and I left for Baldwin park to watch the fireworks. Actually it was Jos and Kevin (her man), Dan and I, and Lee (another neighbor). We got bored with the fireworks quickly and when they turned on the sprinklers we frolicked. It was great fun and we got drenched.

Then we went to a pool party at midnight. Busy day, right?

By the way...Ann's mice had babies...anyone hungry?